January 2010
65 posts
We welcome you with open arms, and open hearts
But we have closed minds, and disapproving eyes
And secretly, there is softly spoken hate.
But whispers never hurt anybody. Right?
Well, I’m going out now to somewhere…
Listening to “A-Punk” by Vampire Weekend
I think that someone should really iron my shirt… Mainly because I don’t know how to use my iron…… IT LEAKS AND SIZZLES AND IT’S SCARY SHUT UP!
Weekly Dermo
I know I promised to do a Dermo quote once a week, but this week he hasn’t slipped up to his usual standards. Hopefully I can have one next week, maybe two to make up for this week!
I need another cuppa!
Skins!
I can’t believe it’s back! Holy shizazamazzle!
Tea but no biccies
Okay, so, I’m sitting here with a cuppa in front of the telly, not really paying attention to what’s on. Gardening or some shit like that… I’m far too busy with my tea. Strong with 3 sugars and a dash of milk. If I had a couple biccies I’d be sorted but we all have to make do with what we got for now, as I see it. Couple of custard creams. Bam! I’d be in there...
Welcome to education!
Now shut your mouth and sit the fuck down!
That's one small step for Television...
Well, now that I’ve seen the last episode of “Life on Mars” I can actually get some work done… WAIT! There’s a sequel you say? “Ashes to Ashes”? Well… Looks like I won’t be doing any work after all!
Yes, i am one of those people that gets sad on the...
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Pffft… It’s the internet. You can’t be sad, just disgusted
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I think it’s safe to say that “Life On Mars” is one of the best things the BBC has produced ever! Gene Hunt is the most AMAZING man on the planet! Watch it… full on watch it
All of my art is HIDEOUSLY depressing O_O
Wow, I never realised I had a WHOLE life ahead of me! Because, you know, I was planning on dying in the gutter at age 34…
I love you guys...
“Oh look, James has gone out! He won’t mind if we eat the crisps and salsa he bought earlier for when he comes home! And oh dear… He seems to have left his laptop charging and streaming a very slow video! We better do him a favour and unplug it, but we won’t put it to sleep, no no no! Don’t be ridiculous! We’ll let it run out of battery! OH LOOK! He’s got...
Watching a movie called “Genova”. Hope it’s good
My new laptop charger burnt my ass and I have a headache and my muscles ache from aerobics… And I’m doing history loads… I couldn’t be more bored. And sore, SO sore…
summernightfalls:
Scene Pop…
i can see why most...
Weekly Dermo
One a day is far too much. I mean, he says stupid things sometimes but once a day? Bit too frequent for one man… So yeah, once a week!
Laptop chargers break at the drop of a hat, and it doesn’t help that it’s position on my laptop is in almost the exact wrong place!!! D:<
DO BETTER!
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Some people...
There are plenty of amazing, kind, warm-hearted people in this world that I have no problem with. In fact, I’d take a blind guess [and by blind I mean really blind and entirely reliant on chance] at about 90% of people being, generally, good people. Good people that forgive and forget and go about their lives. They don’t meddle in who talks to who and what friends can remain friends,...
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Is there such a thing as posting too frequently?
Yes. And it’s really annoying when people do because then all I can see is post after post by them instead of a variation of posts.
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Go on!
Get a tumblr account!
The aftertaste of tea is almost worth not drinking it in the first place. Luckily there’s a solution. DRINKING MORE TEA! :D
Hilighters
James: I got history notes done
Alex: congrats
James: And found pencil makes a perfectly reasonable hilighter
Alex: you know what else makes a reasonable highlighteer?
Alex: highlighter
Alex: who knew
Alex: and semen
Alex: maybe
James: You know what I don't have?
James: A hilighter
James: You know what I do have?
James: Semen!
Alex: hooray!
Shut up!
Or I’ll pull your head through your legs and shove it so far up your ass even you’ll get sick of the shit that comes out of you!
I need to actually start trying to maybe think about doing some mild amount of half-assed work sometime in the next 3 to 4 months…
“You don’t need to weigh the weights because the weights usually have them...”
– Dermo, 7 minutes into Physics class
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“Remember not to forget about the test on the Monday after mid term on the...”
– Dermo
Dermo quote of the day
Dermo is my maths and physics teacher. He coaches rugby as well, which I have no part in at all and probably does some other unimportant stuff as well. He’s not the most well spoken person in the world and he frequently says things without thinking beforehand, making him look like an absolute pillock a lot of the time. I have recently decided to try and post a quote from Dermo every day of...
Formerly "Peas and Rice"
Now “Iron My Shirt, Bitch!”
Watching movies with the family
I’m watching “Che” with my family, which is to say, I’m watching a movie that I can barely concentrate on because of the amount of talking going on, because, as some of you may know, this is a subtitled movie, and talking during one is near impossible if you want to understand the plot. And of course, the conversation has nothing to do with the movie. NO! Of course not!...
May your dreams be filled with pillage and...
May your dreams be filled with pillage and plunder, and your wake with fine ale and women by the plenty!
